Drolz Uncensored
All right, this is it. Drolz Uncensored is the place where caution gets thrown to the wind. As a former columnist for three national Deaf newspapers, I had a lot of fun... but I also had to behave myself. Not anymore.
There's no limit to what might be said in Drolz Uncensored. Initially there'll be some blasts from the past, favorite articles that were well-received and thus re-posted here.
You'll also find my own twisted perception of current events going on in the deaf community and the world in general.
Does "uncensored" mean keep the kids away, there'll be language that would make a longshoreman blush? Absolutely... NOT.
Instead, you'll find articles and commentary that are thrown in as written, on the spot, without any editing or concern about whether or not it's politically correct. It'll be more risky, and therefore more fun.
Enjoy!

Was That So Hard?
This morning I treated my kids to some goodies from Dunkin' Donuts. As the clerk rang up my order, he mumbled something I couldn't understand.
"Eh? Whazzat?" I said, pointing to my ears to emphasize I'm deaf.
The young man smiled and started signing. "Oh, sorry. That'll be $3.40."
I know this was just Dunkin' Donuts and it was just a transaction for four donuts. But this guy freaking made my day. Without missing a beat he nonchalantly switched gears from voice to ASL. How beautiful was that? I'm on Cloud 9.
Two thoughts immediately come to mind:
One, it's things like this that prove without a doubt that ASL classes are a valuable resource in high school and college classes all over the country. They should start offering it on a regular basis in elementary schools, too. Might as well teach it all across the board if it's so popular with hearing babies and college students.
Two, it just feels right. I mean, how many deaf kids are busting their butts by spending hours upon hours in speech therapy, CI training, and all of the audiological testing that comes with the territory? It's a lot to ask of deaf kids. So it's all the more inspiring when we meet hearing people who take the time to meet us halfway.
The guy at the Dunkin' Donuts sure did, and in my eyes he's their Employee of the Year.
No CI: A Hearing Perspective
Answering "why not use both ASL and a cochlear implant?" in a way that can be understood from the hearing perspective.
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Beer & Butt Kiss: Rick Reilly in Rare Form
ESPN Magazine columnist Rick Reilly spends a weekend observing what it's like to be a deaf sports fan. Hilarity ensues. Check the link below for some of the craziest closed captioning foul-ups, bleeps, and blunders.
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VRS Fraud vs SSI Fraud
In light of the VRS fraud scandal, should we also be keeping an eye out for fraudulent SSI cases?
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DrolzFit
Drolz's favorite (and sometimes unorthodox) fitness tips for people who have no time to hit the gym.
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Mainstreaming vs. Deaf School (Part II)
A deaf kid who attended an all-hearing camp in 2008 attends three deaf camps in 2009. The difference speaks volumes.
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The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
In a caffeine-induced stupor, Drolz explains why a deaf advocate's job is never finished.
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Guest Writers Page at Deaf Culture Online
Guest writers offer their articles and insights at Mark Drolsbaugh's Deaf Culture Online website
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Mainstreaming vs Deaf School (Baseball Version)
One kid, two different experiences, and a picture that says a thousand words.
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National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders: Offensive?
National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders: Am I the only one who's offended? A name change might be in order...
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We're All Nuts
We're all nuts. On the deaf or hearing blogosphere, it makes no difference. Nuts galore, period.
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Academic Freedom
Academic Freedom: How deaf children (or any children, for that matter) ought to be taught in the classroom.
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The Deaf Bilingual Coalition: More Advocacy Needed, and Here's Why
A real life example of why we need the Deaf Bilingual Coalition to advocate on behalf of American Sign Language
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A Challenge for DBC and AGB
A challenge for the Deaf Bilingual Coalition and Alexander Graham Bell Association for the Deaf to find common ground
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George Carlin 1937-2008
George Carlin checked out too soon - amidst an eerie coincidence - and will be sorely missed. But he's leaving his mark on deaf literature.
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Just Deaf
An interesting parallel between Deaf culture and Indian culture, political correctness be damned.
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Olympic-sized Differences
Welcome to the Olympics: A Clash between Cultures, Values and Greed
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Evolution of a Deaf Attitude
Evolution of a Deaf Attitude: Being Deaf is a Choice, Too.
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Evolution of a Cochlear Implant Attitude
A deaf parent is told that his deaf child may be an ideal candidate for a cochlear implant. He then decides to...
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NCSD: Opening a Pandora's Box
There's more to the squelched NCSD protest than we could ever imagine. A lot more.
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Deaf Militant in Training
The future president of Gallaudet University -- a deaf militant in training -- makes sure she's deaf enough for the job.
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Deaf Again Autoresponder Course - Totally Revamped!
A quick update regarding the Deaf Again autoresponder course: It's been totally overhauled (format-wise, not content-wise).
Instead of getting seven lengthy emails, subscribers will now be redirected to password-protected web pages that are a lot easier on the eyes.
This material is from the actual Deaf Again presentation that's drawn rave reviews for the past ten years.
Why am I making this private material available for those who want to access it?
Because it's damn good, and I don't really have the time to go on the lecture circuit anymore. I'd rather have this material available online for the time being instead of gathering dust in my office.
For the ASL teachers out there who are incorporating Deaf Again into your respective curriculums, you might want to direct your students to this autoresponder course for an up-close look at the issues in the book. There's a lot of great behind-the-scenes topics for discussion.
Click the link below and have fun!
Best regards,
Drolz
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A People to Call Home
A People to Call Home reveals the intangibles that hold the Deaf community together
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I Dated a Deaf Porn Star
A fledgling deaf porn business brings forth some controversial privacy issues
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Deaf Again Autoresponder Course
A 7-part autoresponder course based on Mark Drolsbaugh's popular Deaf Again book and presentation
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Deficit-thinking Gets Smashed to Smithereens
A brief interaction obliterates deficit-thinking from the mind of an 8-year-old deaf child
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Back by Popular Demand: Deaf Thanksgiving
Yes, it's THAT time of the year. Thanksgiving marks the start of the holiday season. It also marks the beginning of a period where deaf people everywhere often gather with friends and relatives who don't know ASL. It can be a maddening, thumb-twiddling experience.
Fortunately, there's a solution to this annual mess. By popular demand, I'm re-posting last year's Deaf Thanksgiving article. Click on the link below and have a GREAT holiday season!
Best regards,
Drolz
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The Greatest Irony: Greater Than I Thought
At the recent National ASLTA conference in Tampa, FL (Oct 25-28), I had the honor of attending both the keynote address and the closing address by Ella Mae Lentz. Sure, I'd seen her vlogs (one of my favorites is "Elephant in the Room") but... to see her in person, WOW!
There's no way I can repeat everything she said in my humble little blog. Let me just say I haven't picked my jaw off the floor yet. She was absolutely mesmerizing and thought-provoking.
I will, however, give you one little tidbit. Perhaps you've read some of my earlier blog entries related to the Deaf Bilingual Coalition. Or, most likely, you've probably seen DBC blogs and announcements here and there. And, no doubt, most of you have seen Amy Cohen Efron's famous "Greatest Irony" vlog.
But during Ella's closing address, she mentioned a statistic that made me realize "The Greatest Irony" is greater than I ever thought.
We all know it's ironic how hearing parents are now teaching their hearing babies ASL due to research-proven benefits such as early language acquisition and cognitive development (the irony being that many deaf babies -- who need ASL the most -- are often denied such an opportunity).
But it's not only babies. From 1998 to 2002, Ella pointed out, enrollment in higher-education ASL classes increased 482%!
Now we've got hearing babies and hearing college students signing everywhere. Awesome, I love it.
But let's keep making sure our deaf babies and deaf students don't slip through the cracks.
ASL is a beautiful language. For everyone, deaf and hearing alike.
The Worst Parents Ever
The Worst Parents Ever: Overindulgence Gone Bad
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Deaf Again II: Going Deaf and Getting Kicked Out of a Hotel
8 Year Old Darren Drolsbaugh shares his thoughts about going deaf and getting kicked out of the 2007 AG Bell conference
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Deaf Culture Online News and Updates
Deaf Culture Online's Latest News, Updates, and Announcements
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Madness at the Marriott
Miscommunications galore with an insensitive hotel security guard
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Should We Have a Funeral for the 'D-word'?
Is it really appropriate to have famous deaf athletes named "Dummy?"
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Book Reviews at Deaf Culture Online
Highly recommended books from the creators of Deaf Culture Online
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Sign Language in Schools (or lack thereof)
An argument in favor of incorporating sign language classes in schools everywhere
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Parents of Deaf Children
A resource page for parents of deaf children on Mark Drolsbaugh's Deaf Culture Online website
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A Hearing Loss and a Deafening Loss
Tales from a deaf kid in a hearing school and a hearing kid in a deaf school.
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Baby Sign Language
A unique perspective of baby sign language from Mark Drolsbaugh, a deaf parent of hearing children
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Signing With Your Deaf Baby
An article on the importance of signing with your deaf baby
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Stress Management
A comprehensive page on stress management with a deaf and hard of hearing twist
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